
Dispatches from the Jungle.
Welcome to my public journal—unfiltered tales from a Maui life well-lived. Expect a wild mix: patching up my rundown pineapple shack, pedaling through paradise, oddball encounters, or just chewing on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.
No script, just real stories from the jungle.
Put anamorphic video here.
Note to self.
Blog under construction. Waiting for the pineapple guy.


Life only photo's
Use only 16X9, 9X16, or Square in never-ending waterfall scroll.








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Seriously though, this is it.
Geez,... you animal.
Maybe if it's red, you'll stop.
Nada?
Ok, you win..
Ok, here's the deal. If you're reading this you're my kind of human! I even tried to hide this and you found it! Holy smackdown. 1st - Don't tell anyone about your easter egg, pinky promise! The furthest you can go is telling other humans that there ARE easter eggs to be found. You have sucessfully found one. The first one actually.
Come back often to check on the kitty! New kitties added at random.
Hope you had fun, finding this easter egg! And I hope you like what's in it I can only control what you see the first time. Omg, I spent way to long on that site haha.
No telling anyone!, I'm watching you : )
Much love, Kalani


What? Trekked all this way and you're not gonna pet me?

